Most Accurate Zodiac Descriptions
Aries: Too hyped for life. They're always ready to burn something down.
Taurus: Most philosophical, stubborn, and strange as all hell.
Gemini: really easy on the eyes but worst on the brain. Vain, superficial space cadets
Cancer: cranky yet funny yet so fresh. They're a little too soft underneath it all.
Leo: self-righteous, loyal, pampered honeys in the kingdom.
Virgo: most critical yet nurturing, anal creatures on this Earth.
Libra: skeptical, slightly homicidal, unbalanced, yet deeply crave peace with all walks of life.
Scorpio: one of the most loneliest, saddest, yet loyal and intense signs who can't tell the difference between their hearts and their genitals
Sagittarius: fierce, know-it-all, highly driven sexy hoes always craving to expand
Capricorn: hardest working, silent, critical ass sexual deviant
Aquarius: freaky ass rebel who fights for freedom yet they are not even from this planet
Pisces: the wisest fool you'll ever know. They're the oldest of them all & just want to escape.